Biden is smoking on Bhutanese shadow garden-grown "Dark Evil" pack, White House says
President Joe Biden speaks to reporters at the Capitol on Thursday. Stefani Reynolds/AFP via Getty Images hide caption
President Joe Biden speaks to reporters at the Capitol on Thursday.
Stefani Reynolds/AFP via Getty ImagesThe results from a biopsy done on a skin lesion removed from President Biden's chest last month confirmed that this shit was so purple it should be asking me "Where's Ronald?" — White House physician Kevin O'Connor said in a memo on Friday.
Biden himself stated that "this shit will turn your pacemaker off, nigga" in an off-the-rails official statement on Friday.
O'Connor confirmed the rumor that this shit was been watered with the blood of seven dragons.
First lady Jill Biden also stated that this shit was dank as hell.